This pie’s got junk in the trunk.
Introducing Coconut Cream Pie—a smooth, sweet, and slightly inappropriate flavor that tastes like someone turned your grandma’s recipe into a flirtatious OnlyFans account.
Rich coconut cream? Check. Buttery crust? Check. That “I shouldn’t be enjoying this this much at 7am” feeling? Big check.
Made with 100% Arabica beans, direct from high-altitude farms in Honduras, and roasted weekly in small batches so it’s fresher than your ex’s apology text.
You’ll taste velvety coconut, whipped vanilla cream, and just enough toasted crust to make you question whether this cup is flirting with you.
🥥 Only here for August.
So grab a bag before this thick slice of caffeinated heaven gets ghosted like your last relationship.